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These pictures are from Megan Fox’s latest movie set, Jennifer’s Body. If Megan Fox’s body is playing the role of Jennifer’s Body, then count in one more ticket sale from me, because this flick is destined to be a winner, no matter how bad the acting may turn out to be. Obviously, these pictures are intended to be work safe, which makes any man worth his weight in perv salt want to just quit. Jobs are overrated, boobs are underrated. Boy, I sure wish I was part of the towel crew (see pictures below). How does one score that job?

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Here’s a clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians of Kim Kardashian getting her booty and thighs worked on, and not in the way you think. Kim decided to film her cellulite treatment and give us a few shots of her that would have been pretty damn hot if it were a different situation.

Still, I dig her and her bouncy booty and you have to give her props. No, not for admitting that she gets cellulite treatment, but for her choice of underwear for a cellulite prodecure.

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Because I can’t think of a better way of saying sorry my Internet keeps giving me shit than with Denise Milani’s sweet tits hanging out at the beach.

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Hugh Hefner, 82, should watch his 28-year-old girlfriend Holly Madison swallow her birth control with his own two eyes if I were him.

Not because they’re screwing, but because someone else might be screwing her and Hef will be the one to end up paying in the end.

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

I’ve heard if you lick a man’s taint he’ll give you anything you want. Or so I’ve heard. I just do it ’cause I like the way it tastes.

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First songs were chosen by the judges, second songs by the contestants and third songs by the producers. Paula Abdul chose David Archuleta’s, Randy Jackson chose Syehsa Mercado’s and Simon Cowell chose David Cook’s.

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DAVID ARCHULETA
Billy Joel - ““And So It Goes” (Watch here, Dial 01)
Chris Brown - “With You” (Watch here, Dial 04)
Dan Fogelberg - “Longer” (Watch here, Dial 07)

SYESHA MERCADO
Alicia Keys - “If I Ain’t Got You” (Watch here, Dial 02)
Peggy Lee - “Fever” (Watch here, Dial 05)
Gia Farrel - “Hit Me Up” (Watch here, Dial 08)

DAVID COOK
Roberta Flack - “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” (Watch here, Dial 03)
Switchfoot - “Dare You to Move” (Watch here, Dial 06)
Aerosmith - “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” (Watch here, Dial 09)

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Not On Our Watch, a non-profit founded in part by George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Don Cheadle, has reportedly given a half a million dollars to Save the Children for emergency relief work in Myanmar (Burma).

“Cyclone Nargis has left an estimated 100,000 Burmese dead and one million without shelter. While the international community has offered limited aid, Not On Our Watch remains committed to donating funds toward lifesaving programs in Burma and advocating for an end to the military regime’s gross violations of human rights.”

MTV News reports that Not On Our Watch has given $250,000 to Save the Children up front, and will match every additional dollar given to the aid group up to $250,000.

For more info about Pitt and Clooney’s charity, visit Not On Our Watch.

John Mayer’s in charge of Norman? Oh, it’s definitely getting serious between him and Jennifer Aniston. Our new favorite trio — sorry, a little excited here — were spotted boarding a private plane together in Miami this afternoon with her loyal doggie Norman right there with them. After their hot weekend by the pool it looks like this gorgeous couple isn’t ready to go their separate ways yet. Hopefully this only means more of Jennifer and John (and Norman!) wherever that private jet takes them.

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Well…not HERE here. But THERE here.

Unless you live in the UK…in which case it really is here, here.

Which is to say…The world premiere of Sex and the City was in London today!

New Yorkers must be piiiiiissed about this. And not just because they consider themselves the center of the universe. Because like half of the success of the show hinges on the allure of Manhattan. This would be like having the premiere of Baywatch in Chicago. So wrong.

In related news, Sarah Jessica Parker stands as physical proof that humans really can sprout seeds if they take the right supplements!

Luckily, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, and Kim Cattrall were spared of these particular vitamins and ensuing fashion syndrome.

Or perhaps that’s just a hat, and Sarah’s Carrie’s just trying to be festive?